Penis Enlargement Cream Dispatch Notice - April Fools Day Pranks

Message On Rear:

Dear Customer,
Thank you for your recent purchase of our "Mr Thick Dick" Penis Enlarger Cream.
Clinical trials have shown that this cream is guaranteed to thicken and elongate your underdeveloped penis. With continued use your penis could grow by an incredible 1 inch!
Imagine how confident you would feel with your new 3 inch penis!
Thank you once again for your custom

Dr Juan King
Smallcock Pharmaceuticals

Post one of our embarrassing oversized prank envelopes to your victim for great results! These are perfect for April Fools Day Pranks or indeed any other time of the year.

By the time your victim receives this postcard everybody from the postman, the mail room staff, friends and family will not have failed to notice this postcard!

Note: We ship this item to you inside a plain envelope, you can then address and send to the victim of your choice.